shitsponge:

thefeltonfreak:

realityisahumaninvention:

unclefather:

nottoointeresting:

thelaughingmango:

unclefather:

why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead

too soon

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family. 

WHAT

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”

The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”

what’s worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?

the holocaust

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck.

(Source: chickensandwich, via bl4ckhippie)

someonecalledmefamous:

mu5icliz:

germansam:

tokyosluts:

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

an open relationship with death

death with benefits

(via bornagainfromtheashes)

"Let it die. Let there be a new beginning. It’s awful. Goodnight."

(via bl4ckhippie)

"Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet."

(via biscodeja-vu)